magnums

years ago when jen and i were first getting to know each other we went to shoppers drug mart late one night to pick up some snacks. we were in the middle of some isle when we noticed my coworker shandy near the end of the isle. while i'm waving and saying hi to shandy jen grabs a pack of condoms and throws them in my basket making sure that shandy notices. correction: turns out i remember it wrong and the way it went down is that jen put the box in our basket as a joke and right then shandy turned the corner and sees us. we didn't actually need them cause we're irresponsible like that, but it made for a good laugh the next day when shandy says to me "magnums eh?"